| Term |
Age |
History |
|---|
| 1 |
18 |
Failed to qualify for Army Academy (Military Academy). |
| 1 |
18 |
Became a Drifter (Wanderer). |
| 1 |
22 |
Promoted to Drifter (Wanderer) rank 1. |
| 2 |
22 |
Continued as Drifter (Wanderer). |
| 2 |
26 |
Promoted to Drifter (Wanderer) rank 2. |
| 3 |
26 |
Continued as Drifter (Wanderer). |
| 3 |
30 |
Promoted to Drifter (Wanderer) rank 3. |
| 4 |
30 |
Continued as Drifter (Wanderer). |
| 5 |
34 |
Continued as Drifter (Wanderer). |
| 5 |
37 |
Attacked by enemies and injured. |
| 5 |
37 |
Injured. Fully recovered. Owe 2,500 for medical bills. |
| 5 |
37 |
Gain Enemy if Ed Wood don't already have one. |
| 5 |
38 |
Promoted to Drifter (Wanderer) rank 4. |
| 6 |
38 |
Continued as Drifter (Wanderer). |
| 6 |
41 |
Contact with Government. |
| 6 |
42 |
Forced to muster out. |
| 7 |
42 |
Failed to qualify for Cavalry (Army). |
| 7 |
42 |
Submitted to the draft. |
| 7 |
42 |
Became a Army (Cavalry) with the new title Private. |
| 7 |
45 |
Sent to a very unpleasant region (jungle, swamp, desert, icecap, urban) to battle against guerrilla fighters and rebels. Discharged because of stress, injury or because the government wishes to bury the whole incident. |
| 7 |
45 |
Gain rebels as Enemy |
| 8 |
45 |
Became a Believer (Holy Warrior) with the new title Hopeful. |
| 8 |
48 |
Ed Wood is chosen to represent Ed Wood's faith in a vid show or other highly public forum. |
| 8 |
49 |
Promoted to Believer (Holy Warrior) rank 1 with the new title Fighter. |
| 9 |
49 |
Continued as Believer (Holy Warrior). |
| 9 |
53 |
Opponents of Ed Wood's belief system ambush Ed Wood. |
| 9 |
53 |
Lost eye or limb. Owe 5,000 for medical bills. |
| 10 |
53 |
Became a Scholar (Field Researcher). |
| 10 |
55 |
Scarred. Fully recovered. Owe 5,000 for medical bills. |